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nanopearl:

bandtshirt:

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Do y’all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

pieganspicedlatte:

pieganspicedlatte:

There will never be anything funnier than a Toronto cop raiding a weed shop, stealing some chocolate edibles and eating them while on duty, radioing that he’s “in distress” while high, getting called “a complete idiot” by the judge overseeing him for obstruction of justice and tampering with evidence, and being forced to resign. 

Music to my ears. 

IT GOT BETTER. HE CALLED FOR HELP USING THE CODE FOR SERIOUS DISTRESS AND ANOTHER COP SLIPPED ON THE ICE AND FELL ON HIS ASS TRYING TO GO SAVE HIM FROM BEING BAKED

thatsbelievable:

t3p applied to go to next year’s youmacon and if we get in it’ll be the first time i’ve been to detroit since 2005 and under much much better circumstances ;w;