chuck tingle, two time hugo award nominee and author of such erotica classics asĀ āspace raptor butt invasionā,Ā āiām gay for my living billionaire jet planeā,Ā ābigfoot pirates haunt my ballsā, andĀ āthereās a bitcoin in my butt and heās handsomeā just published a short story about the importance of consent and how itās okay to have a loving relationship without sex if you want to???Ā
thatās lovely on its own but itās also calledĀ ānot pounded in the butt by anything and thatās okayā, which is my favourite book title ever
this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them
this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you
This doesnāt even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!
The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate
That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didnāt pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife
sleepliving 