kazucrash:

4penises:

tiny-design:

The player needs to constantly maintain York’s sleep, hunger, and general appearance throughout Deadly Premonition, as neglecting any of these will have slowly escalating in-game consequences. Poor appearance (not washing, not shaving, or wearing the same clothes every day) can lead to the player losing money upon completing missions, a lack of sleep causes York to become hungry faster, and becoming too hungry leads to York steadily losing his health. While none of these things are difficult to maintain, they do require the player to maintain some level of routine, thus engrossing them further into the game’s world, as well as rewarding their preparedness and familiarity with the town.

we have to teach the gamers how hygiene works.

Then put Francis York Morgan in Smash.