beetledrink:

beetledrink:

comprehensive list of movies on netflix to watch for halloween based on what i remember about them not having rewatched them

se7en: holds up as a pretty interesting thriller if you can stomach the content of actors accused of various degrees of sexual misconduct in it

scooby-doo: best movie ever made. watch this with your friends. fuck you if you disagree

the sixth sense: i once watched this with my friend who somehow hadn’t had it spoiled for her yet and it blew her mind. if you know someone like this cherish them. some scenes still make me cry. i was scared for like a decade after i saw this as a kid

the reaping: if nothing else kind of an interesting twist, otherwise pretty run of the mill horror

dreamcatcher: for some reason i was super fixated on this book and movie as a teenager and i don’t know why cause it sucks a pretty fair amount. at one point they fuck up the lines and call major characters by the wrong names and no one does anything. great movie if you wanna see jason lee in ugly clothes saying weird shit

the boy: i absolutely expected this movie to be ridiculously bad mid 2010s horror and it spanked my expectations. better movie than you think it is

1922: one of the only stephen king stories i enjoyed almost entirely and the movie does it justice, soundtrack rules and the actors kill it. pretty good but not exciting halloween party fare

the ritual: best monster design of the last decade, cool soundtrack, awesome movie

the void: like if event horizon and resident evil had a baby. i dont remember almost anything about this besides the vibes of it i think i watched it last year but i remember liking it i think

tale of tales: i dont know why this is in my halloween recs but its kind of a cool fairy tale anthology i actually liked it quite a lot

the voices: my mom made me watch this twice

the shining: i dont know if this is actually a good movie, if its just perceived as a good movie because of its critical reception, or if i think its a good movie just because my brain has worms in it

the vampires assistant: i watch this movie all the time of my own free will just for john c really and his wardrobe

deep blue sea: im scared as hell of the ocean so this scared me but it sucks quite a bit also

the vvitch: what do i even have to say… great movie if you love gut wrenching tension and 2 hours of almost nothing happening, which i do. has cool goat

my remote stopped working and i cant move away from the netflix trailer loop for pirates of the caribbean dead men tell no tales so i guess this list is done

my remote works again

no country for old men: rules, the book was good but when translated to the screen it just feels like hours of ridiculous violence by a man with a bowlcut, anton chigurh im taking your photo in to a stylist

oculus: cool concept but it gets weird and convoluted and im left wondering about the lore cause they really just drop an insanely haunted mirror in your lap and expect you to deal with it

the conjuring: james wan is a HACK but patrick wilson is a SNACK

van helsing: i rewatched this movie for the first time in a decade this summer and within the first 5 minutes i was in tears laughing

hellraiser: coolest practical effects period end sentence

tusk: for some reason ive watched this like 3 times. mostly just ridiculous, great to watch with friends. haley joel osment is cute also. im lying to myself thats why ive watched it 3 times

the village: i drew fanart of this when i was in middle school

the devil’s candy: i actually really enjoyed this bad boy, dark movie but not unbearably so, cool soundtrack (mostly)

it follows: the first time i watched this i was like what the fuck. then i watched it again a year later and i was like i like it actually. it’s like 2 hours of nothing really happening except in short bursts but the nothing happening is scarier than when stuff does happen

creep: i just love this one actually

my sex robot: this is a documentary not a horror movie but it will scare and disgust you all the same