bogleech:

nessiefynn:

Some characters I’ve had beating in my head lately: Marianne the fly girl and her boyfriend, who I’m calling Marco.

Marco works a prestigious business job and subsidizes Marianne’s life of eating Mcdonalds, buying microtransactions on games, and never leaving her home. No one’s sure exactly what he sees in her, but he insists she’s exactly his type.

I was like “oh yeah that’s a fairly cute humanized fly” and then scrolled down to the fact that she mooches off an anthropomorphic fly trap boyfriend and couldn’t not reblog

twitter feels like i have to be so much more respectable like so far twitter is going to a pleasant bistro in the middle of the day whereas tumblr is the seedy hometown bar where you just gotta tell someone a secret real quick after several long island iced teas

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vrabia:

shanlonwrites:

earthstory:

I have had 3 mineral posts flagged as adult content today. They contained a tourmaline, a muscovite, and a galena. On Friday I had 3 fossil posts flagged as adult content, including a fossil fish, a fossil tooth from a mastodon, and a Tyrannosaur vertebrae. I’ve submitted appeals for each. This has been getting worse over the past month, apparently most of geology content is now only for adults. 

Apparently you can’t get your rocks off on Tumblr anymore. 

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